DADDY IS GOING TO BE SO MAD!

[THIS JOKE REALLY ONLY WORKS IN PRINT. SORRY.]
My daddy is going to be soooooooooooooo mad at me when he finds out I printed this article upside down!!! I know that my daddy makes you laugh every month with tastes like chicken, and that he doesn’t seem like the kind of daddy to get upset over such a dumb thing like an upside down article. But you don’t know my daddy the way I do. He is really, really clean and neat. He even gets mad at me when I put one of his remote controls in the wrong spot. Mommy told me once that daddy has a disease called "Ohseedee." I’m not sure what that means exactly, but I do know that if I ever get a pony I am going to name him Ohseedee. Anyway, sometimes daddy drives mommy crazy with his habits. He’ll be like, “Jimmy Hendriks comes AFTER Isaac Hayes, not before!!! Can’t you keep my music in alfabetical order?!?” Mommy says it’s a small price to pay to be with daddy because she said when you put daddy in a sack, he turns into an animal!!! I sure would like to see that!!! I wonder what kind of animal he turns into. Maybe a pony named Ohseedee!!! Ha!!! I wonder if daddy is going to be mad when he finds out that mommy told me about his secret animal-changing powers. Well, he’ll probably be MORE MAD when he finds out that I told mommy about his “secret shopping trips” to that Asian massage parlor!!! Daddy always says he’s going in there to buy gifts for mommy, but that only thing he ever leaves with is a huge smile!!! They must have some great prices in there!!! Mommy seemed upset at first when I told her. But then she said daddy has a surprise coming to HIM because she has been “fooling around” with vinnie baggadonuts!!! I wonder what kind of games they play. Probably kickball or air hockey or something like that. Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah!!! Daddy is going to be soooooooooooooo mad at me when he finds out I printed this article upside down!!! I can see it now: He’ll open up the paper to this page and start turning red, and he’ll scream, “Maisy, get your butt in here now!!!” And then he’ll chase me around and I’ll be,.. uh,.. crying and stuff. And then he’ll,.. lay me across his knees and,.... Hey, we don’t really HAVE to print this do we? I mean, I can write something else really, really, really fast. Let me write a story about a pony instead. We DO have to print it? Why? Please, please, please can we change it?