BOOGERS ROCK!

I always get in trouble when I pick my nose. I still do it though. I like to do it. A lot. At school we all pick our boogers. We do it on the playground. We get a big glob of boogers out and then we flip them at each other. It is a booger war. Sometimes I win the booger war, but sometimes I don\'t. Mrs. Underwood (she\'s our teacher, but we call her Mrs. Underwear) says that boys that pick there noses are snotty, but I don\'t care. Really, I don\'t. I don\'t even care when she makes me sit in the corner cause I won\'t quit picking my boogers. Sometimes during art time, I mix my boogers in with the paste. Ha ha! Take that, Mrs. Underwear! Mrs. Underwear is mean and stupid. I was gonna get the new Nintendo for my birthday, but then she called my mom and told her that I am always picking my boogers. My mom said that if I don\'t stop picking my boogers I wasn\'t going to get a new Nintendo. I told her that I would, and she made me promise. But I still did it and Mrs. Underwear called her and told her I was still having booger wars. So all I got was a stupid new game for my old Nintendo. But I don\'t care because my friend Lavon got the new Nintendo for Christmas and he lets me come over and play with it. Except sometimes he gets mad when I wipe my boogers on him. Lavon is a sissy. He likes girls, but I think girls are stupid and that they have cooties. I like to show the girls when I get a really big booger out. They get all grossed out! They tell Mrs. Underwear. Girls are stupid, just like Mrs. Underwear is stupid. I love boogers and I think that anyone that doesn\'t like boogers is stupid. Except for Lavon, because he lets me play with his new Nintendo.