SISSY TOYS

I'm not allowed to play with toy guns or knives anymore. It sucks. When I was little I used to get G.I.Joe and bow and arrows and toy knives and big machine guns. We would play war and cowboys and Indians. We used to build forts and tree houses and booby traps and then protect them from the enemy. Now, they took all of the cool toys away. How am I supposed to protect my fort from the other army with a See-N-Speak? And there used to be really cool cartoons to watch. Now I'm not allowed to watch any of the cool stuff. Bob the Builder? Are you kidding me? Bob the Builder is stupid. He doesn't have any weapons. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were cool! They had knives and stuff, and they did cool flips. The Power Rangers were cool, too. They beat people up and stuff. My teacher says that we're not allowed to play army or war or to play like we're killing each other because some kids did some bad stuff to other kids with real guns in a school. That's stupid. I'm only eight and I don't have any real guns or knives. I just want to play fun games that aren't dumb. They don't even let us play dodge ball anymore. And when we have computer time they won't even let us play the cool games. They say that we shouldn't play games where you hurt other people, but it's just a game! It's stupid. Why do I have to get into trouble because some dumb people did something dumb? It's not fair. I just want to be able to play with water guns in the summer and build a fort and protect it from Lavon. The last time we played war he won. He killed me when I came out from behind my fort and now I want to get him back. But we're not allowed to play that game anymore. Now we have to play stupid games like tag and stuff that don't even pretend hurt anyone. I wish that I knew who those stupid kids were that did that bad stuff with real guns and made me not be able to play the stuff I like, cause I would kill them. I would.