MY BIKE

My bike is the coolest bike in the whole universe. My bike is red. My bike goes super fast. One time I rode my bike super fast and almost hit my mean neighbor. She yelled at me and told me I was going too fast, but she doesn't understand that my bike is fast. I like cooking hot-dogs on the fire at the campground. My bike has two wheels, I think that's why it goes so darned fast. My dad told me to write lots of stuff about my bike so that I could see my mom. My mom lives in a place for people who think about different things than other people. My mom smells better than anyone I know. She is super nice. Some of the people in my mom's house are weird. I miss my mom a lot. I asked my dad how come mom can't come home to live with us anymore and my dad cried. I still don't know why she can't come home. One time I stayed at Joey's house and we watched the television. Some of those shows are so funny that I liked watching them. Dad doesn't have a television cause he says it rots my brain. Joey's television didn't rot my brain, though, because it made me laugh. I like to read books with my dad. We like to read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Huck could beat up that stupid Harry Potter guy any day. I'm not sure, but I don't think that Huck ever had a bike. I would say that if you don't have a bike then you should get one, cause they are more fun than school.