FREAK FILMS: BIBLEMAN

Bibleman is a superhero. Bibleman reads the Bible. Bibleman has a Sword of Truth. Bibleman doesn't like violence, but Bibleman has a sword. Bibleman has funny armor and a sidekick. Bibleman's sidekick is named Cypher. Cypher is the token black guy. Cypher talks like a white guy, but Bibleman makes him say stuff like, “‘Sup wit' dat” to make him real black. Bibleman's bad guy is El Furioso. He can't speak good Spanish. I don't think he's really from Spain. He's not really very bad. He makes a powder that makes people get mad. Only, stuff happens that would make them mad anyway. I don't know why Bibleman has a job. I bet he don't get paid lots. My mommy says he looks like a child molester. He works for God. God makes Bibleman say Bible stuff. I don't know what Bibleman is talking about when he says Bible stuff. I don't think Bibleman knows either. This movie is s'posed to be for kids. I'm a kid. I would rather watch Sonny Chiba movies. They are not for kids. That makes them good. Sonny Chiba doesn't quote the Bible. That's good, too. God must be boring to make stuff like Bibles. God made people make three more movies about Bibleman. ‘Sup wit’ dat?