FINANCIAL BACKER PULLS OUT OF CHURCH

GARY, INDIANA - The Catholic Church suffered yet another unfortunate setback today, as a major financial contributor put an immediate halt on all pending donations.
NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association, ended financial ties with the recently troubled church due to what NAMBLA president Fred Kastner calls "...some really fucked up and inappropriate clerical behavior."
The Catholic Diocese leaders were unavailable for comment.