BACK TO SCHOOL FUN WITH FRANKLIN FURTER

Boring professors got you down? Are you tired of doing stupid and unfair homework assignments? Would you rather be drinking heavily and randomly fornicating with other people of your own particular intelligence group? Well then drop the hell out of school. I paid good money for this class, and I would like to learn and better myself. If I wanted to listen to morons complaining about moronic problems, I could watch Maury for free.