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22 December 2023
I love Fall. The leaves turn all sorts of beautiful colors; football fills my Sunday afternoons; and most important of all, hunting season begins. Although, if you're as dedicated to the craft as I am, hunting season never really ends.
As a family rule, no Duchenbacher male shall wield a righteous hunting firearm until his sixth birthday. It's a rite of passage, I swear to you. And tomorrow, Junior and I will be heading out on our first outing as father and son.
So let this article be a warning to all woodland creatures:
Run like hell, you stupid animals! I got a box full of bullets and your blank-eyed heads are my target! I'm gonna riddle you with ammunition like ol' Uncle Sam riddled Chuck and the gang back in 'Nam. As God is my witness, if you ain't walkin' upright through them woods, you won't be walkin’ at all.
Happy hunting, suckers.
As a family rule, no Duchenbacher male shall wield a righteous hunting firearm until his sixth birthday. It's a rite of passage, I swear to you. And tomorrow, Junior and I will be heading out on our first outing as father and son.
So let this article be a warning to all woodland creatures:
Run like hell, you stupid animals! I got a box full of bullets and your blank-eyed heads are my target! I'm gonna riddle you with ammunition like ol' Uncle Sam riddled Chuck and the gang back in 'Nam. As God is my witness, if you ain't walkin' upright through them woods, you won't be walkin’ at all.
Happy hunting, suckers.
artid
899
Old Image
5_2_hunting.swf
issue
vol 5 - issue 02 (oct 2002)
section
stories