Okay, so, like, Staff Member #716 gave me the soundtrack to Holes, which is only, like, the greatest movie ever, and stars, like, the awesomest hottest actor ever, Shia LaBe-OH MY GAWD! HE’S RAPPING! SHIA IS RAPPING! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! This is the awesomest soundtrack ever! Like, this is only the first song and already I feel like I do when Billy McKitrick looks at me from across the cafeteria, or like when I sit on the dryer while I’m doing my laundry.

Over the past five years of doing tastes like chicken we have received quite a long list of promotional items, from music to movies to books. More often than not, we either get stuff that I am not, at first, all that excited to see, or we get something that I am downright terrified of. Like something with a "hip new thing" sticker on it, or some crappy garage band's demo disc. Every once in a while, though, something comes along that I am really insanely happy to get.

YOU PROBABLY KNOW HIM BEST FOR HIS WRESTLING, BUT "MACHO MAN" RANDY SAVAGE HAS NOW MOVED ON TO THE WORLD OF MUSIC MAKING. JUST RECENTLY, HE RELEASED A RAP ALBUM, TITLED BE A MAN. (YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY: A RAP ALBUM.) AND HE DROPPED SOME KNOWLEDGE ON WAYNE CHINSANG. OH YEAH!!!
Wayne: How’s it going?
Randy: What’s up?
W: What’s going on, man?
R: Everything’s going on.
W: Well, first, we let everyone know that we’re recording them, and the interview will be a direct transcription.
R: Alright.