Now that it’s behind us, the government has released the working names for Operation: Anaconda.

• OPERATION: BIG FUCKING SNAKE

• OPERATION: JOHN HOLMES

• OPERATION: MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU’VE GOT BUNS, HON (FOLLOWED BY - ENDURING: BABY’S GOT BACK)

• OPERATION: ANOTHER SHITTY JON VOIGHT MOVIE

• OPERATION: KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING