Hey, kids, it's that time of year again. Nine months pass by and before you know it you are up to your ears in bat guano again. You could just shovel it out like you did last year, but what if I told you that there are hundreds of things you can do with bat guano? From adorable craft projects to savory recipes, there is no end to the wonderful world of bat guano. Honestly though, I find the most troubling part of it all is that you have read this article this far.