...TENANT OF 666 B (THE GUY THAT LIVES ACROSS THE HALL FROM THE BEAST.)

Man, I’ve got to tell you, when I rented this place I knew it was going to be crazy. I mean, I was just asking for trouble living across the hall from The Beast. But shit, this guy never quits! He’s always got these really creepy people coming in and out of the place at all hours of the day and night. He never sleeps, it smells like shit over there, and there is always constant screaming and yelling coming from his place. I understand the man has a business to run and everything, but I can’t even have my girlfriend over anymore-- HEY! SHIT! I’M ON FIRE! SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE GOD! AAAHHHHH!