TALK TO ME!
written by me, baby!

Talk to me, baby.

Yeah you. What’s your name? “Gorgeous”? I thought so. Are you in film? You should be. No, not that kind. That’d be hot though. Sssssss! Hear that sizzle? That’s you-- hot!-- burning up my celly. But seriously: film.

My boy Rico bought one of those new Sony Digitals down in Chinatown. Maybe you, me, and Rico’s camera can have some “Sex in the City” later. Oh! I’m just playin’ you, baby. That’s Hollywood humor. F’real, though, I know some people who know some people, and they can get you into an audition for The Fast and the Furious 2. Why don’t you give me your number, and I’ll have my people call your people. Hot! Talk to you later, baby. Ciao.