NINJA POETRY CORNER

Do You Believe in Ninjas?
Do you believe in ninjas, little girl?
Do you believe in ninjas in your worl'?
I do. You should, too.
Ninjas are all around us.
They specialize in being,.. invisible.
So if the ninja is a good ninja,
You wouldn't know if he (or she) was around.
Don't be dumb.
Ninjas are all around us.

Why Ninjas?
Why ninjas?
Why not ninjas?
I'll tell ya' why not--
They're wearing nothing
More than glorified pajamas.
And we're 'sposed ta' fear 'em?
Here's what I think o'
Them damn sissy ninjas--
URK! Oh my-- my throat--
Chinese throwing star--
To-- my-- throat--
Damn-- ninjas,...

Ninjas Are People, Too.
Ninjas are people, too.
Those silent warriors in their jammies
Of a dark hue.
Sure, they wear silly footwear.
The way the big toe's
Separated from the other toes.
But can you jump fitty feet in the air?
I doubt it, bee-yatch.

Do Ninjas Love?
Do ninjas love?
Do they have time,.. for love,.. ?
Ninjas are all about invisibility, but,..
Are their hearts,.. invisible?
Can ninjas turn off their emotions
As easily as they can,.. disappear?
Oh, woe begone, God bless the lonely,
Lonely,.. ninjas.

Ninjas: Why Do I Love Them So?
Ninjas,..
Why do I love them so?
If I was around them
I'd become a ho.
Ninjas,..
Why are they so damn cool?
Compared to their greatness
I feel like a tool.