WEB EXCLUSIVE: THE REUNION SHOW

The Reunion Show: Kill Your Television (Victory Records) - Wasn’t high school the best? Remember all those wonderful days of rebellious youth and unwarranted food-fights? Well, you can relive all those moments with this album! Woo-hoo! Just pop it in the player, and you’ll be kickin’ it with all the cool kids on the back of the bus! Kelly will be there, fawning over Zack (He’s so randy!). Jesse and A.C. Slater will be caught up in another one of their debates over who has the biggest dick. And Mr. one-part goofball, three-parts potential rapist himself, Screech, will be working his undersexed mojo on the ebony enchantress, Lisa. Oh, and you can bet your Mead Five-Star Notebook that the Uber-Aryan cast of American Pie, Road Trip, and every other movie pumped out by Teen Films, Inc. will be there, too! They’ll be tripping over themselves to be stereotypically friendly, uncertain, trendy, horny, and (most importantly) beautiful. That’s the sound and feel of this album. It’s the soundtrack for all those wonderful teen dramas and blockbuster movies that depict high school as everything it’s not. Poppy-teen-punk staples abound on these 11 tracks of pubescent leakage. They’ve even got the “weyoo-weyoo” asshole guitar pedal working overtime! How’s the geeky outcast gonna take the head-cheerleader to the Homecoming Ice Cream Social, avoid her raging ex-boyfriend, and pass the calculus midterm on Friday?!? Go to thereunionshow.com, drop some scratch for the CD, and find out for yourself!