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22 December 2023
DR. WAYNEVIL SAYS:
Well, fuck. Vinnie wrote his goddamn part before me, and he already mentioned some of the albums I was going to tell you to buy. Damn. So what can I say? Hmmm.
Well, I really got into The Rolling Stones this year. You know, Sticky Fingers and all that. I know it’s not from this year. Or this decade. But it’s the perfect album to make sweet love to Debbie’s mom to. Hot!
After I climax on Miss Debenski’s backside, I like to smoke a cigarette and listen to Medeski, Martin & Wood’s Uninvisible. Sweet ass!
What else? Oh, I know! For most of 2002 I was completely annoyed with any band that started with “The”. But I’d really like to give a shout out to my homegirl, Miss Stella Rivet, for opening my ears to the gnarly sounds of The White Stripes. I got into it a bit late in the game (I’ve only been rockin’ out to them this past month.), but White Blood Cells is definitely one of the best.
I’d also like to plug my own personal album which I released in October of last year, titled I Hid A Tape Recorder In Debbie's Room And Have Recordings Of Him Pleasuring Himself. There are a whopping 686 tracks on this bad boy, each one coming in just under seven seconds long! Email me to learn how you can order a copy.
Oh yeah. And DJ Shadow's Private Press. That album is pure sex. Yummy.
VINNIE-ME SAYS:
I think the best thing I listened to all year was this sweet burn of Michael Jackson songs that Wayne made for Fphatty. I don’t stop listening to that until I get enough. Back when Michael was an Earthling, he wrote dope songs about stopping the violence and getting down with the ladies. Now he looks like that old lady puppet from Solid Gold. Remember that show? Those chicks were hot.
You know who else is hot? Claire Danes. T3, baby! If I were in that movie, and was her love interest, I’d make sure the love scene was scored with El-P’s Fantastic Damage, because that album would be pretty word to get my swerve on to. (Plus, he’s a fellow redhead. Gotta support your people, you know?)
After filming wraps, I’d probably get some beer (because I’m a drunk) and slur along to Drunken Lullabies. Flogging Molly is a good fucking time, and that last song on the album still makes me almost cry.
What was I saying?
Oh yeah. Buy RJD2’s Deadringer because it’s the best album that came out this year. That and Blazing Arrow. That’s from Blackalicious. And buy whatever Wayne tells you to, because, apparently, Debbie thinks I’m his clone. Drawing asshole. What does he know?
Well, fuck. Vinnie wrote his goddamn part before me, and he already mentioned some of the albums I was going to tell you to buy. Damn. So what can I say? Hmmm.
Well, I really got into The Rolling Stones this year. You know, Sticky Fingers and all that. I know it’s not from this year. Or this decade. But it’s the perfect album to make sweet love to Debbie’s mom to. Hot!
After I climax on Miss Debenski’s backside, I like to smoke a cigarette and listen to Medeski, Martin & Wood’s Uninvisible. Sweet ass!
What else? Oh, I know! For most of 2002 I was completely annoyed with any band that started with “The”. But I’d really like to give a shout out to my homegirl, Miss Stella Rivet, for opening my ears to the gnarly sounds of The White Stripes. I got into it a bit late in the game (I’ve only been rockin’ out to them this past month.), but White Blood Cells is definitely one of the best.
I’d also like to plug my own personal album which I released in October of last year, titled I Hid A Tape Recorder In Debbie's Room And Have Recordings Of Him Pleasuring Himself. There are a whopping 686 tracks on this bad boy, each one coming in just under seven seconds long! Email me to learn how you can order a copy.
Oh yeah. And DJ Shadow's Private Press. That album is pure sex. Yummy.
VINNIE-ME SAYS:
I think the best thing I listened to all year was this sweet burn of Michael Jackson songs that Wayne made for Fphatty. I don’t stop listening to that until I get enough. Back when Michael was an Earthling, he wrote dope songs about stopping the violence and getting down with the ladies. Now he looks like that old lady puppet from Solid Gold. Remember that show? Those chicks were hot.
You know who else is hot? Claire Danes. T3, baby! If I were in that movie, and was her love interest, I’d make sure the love scene was scored with El-P’s Fantastic Damage, because that album would be pretty word to get my swerve on to. (Plus, he’s a fellow redhead. Gotta support your people, you know?)
After filming wraps, I’d probably get some beer (because I’m a drunk) and slur along to Drunken Lullabies. Flogging Molly is a good fucking time, and that last song on the album still makes me almost cry.
What was I saying?
Oh yeah. Buy RJD2’s Deadringer because it’s the best album that came out this year. That and Blazing Arrow. That’s from Blackalicious. And buy whatever Wayne tells you to, because, apparently, Debbie thinks I’m his clone. Drawing asshole. What does he know?
artid
1086
Old Image
5_5_wayne&vinnie.jpg
issue
vol 5 - issue 05 (jan 2003)
section
entertainmental