CHICKEN COOP CHAOS!

SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!!
Ladies and gentleman, prepare yourself for the most exciting display of pain, punishment, and homoerotic enjoyment ever!
Tune in right here for CHICKEN COOP CHAOS!
A live, streaming, wrestling extravaganza presented by TASTES LIKE CHICKEN WORLDWIDE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP EXTREME BOXCAR HOBO FEDERATION ENTERTAINMENT!
Observe in awe as your favorite TLCWWWCEBHFE superweights go for the jugular in the five-sided circle!
THE MAIN EVENT: Crusher “Two-Teeth” Willie, will settle his long and bloody feud with “Railspike” Curt Johnson.
WILLIE: \"Railspike! When you badmouth Union Pacific Railroad, you play with fire! I’ll crush your bones into dust and use them to pad out my knapsack! Also known as my pillow! And my toilet! Prepare yourself for pain!!!\"
RAILSPIKE: \"Hear me now, Willie. I will defeat you to win the coveted prize tuna and pickle sandwich! I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m hungry for blood! And the sandwich! Yeah, definitely the sandwich. And if it means I have to bludgeon you to death with my Sledgehammer of Prudence, you know I will!!!\"
Also, the battle you only wish you could see: PRESIDENT DUBYA vs. GOD!!!
TO THE WINNER: control of the destiny of the WORLD!
TO THE LOSER: slow-acting, rectal CANCER!
BE THERE, OR GET CANCER!!!