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TRUE STORIES OF HEROES\' BRAVE BATTLES
BRAVE SOUL OF APRIL 2003: JENNIFER WALLCOCKS
This month we talk to a young lady that weaves an unusual tale. Jennifer Wallcocks is a Junior at Eastern Community College in Connecticut. We went to Connecticut to see Jennifer, and get her tale firsthand.
Darby: Thank you, Jennifer, for contacting us. Can you tell us your problem?
Jennifer: My problem?
D: Yeah; the reason you contacted us.
J: Oh. Well, I guess my problem is that I don\'t know if I\'m into kinky sex or not?
This was well worth the trip to Connecticut. finally a story that might actually lead to something.
D: Go on.
J: Well, I never really thought of myself as a kinky person, but my current boyfriend is.
D: I see. And what kind of things is he into?
J: Let me ask you this: do you think it\'s a threesome if the person you’re with talks in third person?
D: I beg your pardon?
J: You know, like he refers to himself by name. Like, \"Mike thinks Mike\'s going to fuck that ass.\"
D: Let me get this straight. You emailed us because your boyfriend talks in third person?
J: Yeah.
D: You\'re telling me that I just sat on a plane for the last ten hours, just to find out that your kinky sex story is nothing more than your boyfriend saying his own name?
J: Well, it\'s pretty kinky.
D: Not so much!
J: You\'re telling me that when the guy you\'re with says, \"Mike wants you to cup Mike\'s balls. Oh yeah, bitch. That\'s the way Mike likes it.\" That doesn\'t sound the least bit fucked up to you?!
She had a point. Her just saying that made me want to hurl.
D: I think you\'re missing my point.
J: \"Mike thinks Jenn better finish Mike off, before Mike has to give Jenn a spanking!\"
D: Umm,.. Jenn?
J: Jenn can\'t stand it anymore! Do you hear Jenn? Jenn is going to lose Jenn\'s fucking mind! Jenn thinks Jenn\'s going to cut off Mike\'s dick, and shove it up Mike\'s ass, if Jenn has to hear it one more time!
D: Ah, Jenn, I don\'t know if you know it, but you\'re talking in third person right now.
J: Jenn is not talking in third person! Don\'t you think Jenn would know if Jenn was talking in third person? Jenn is not an idiot!
I backed my way out of the room, hopped on the first flight back to L.A., and thanked God I got out of there with my life. I guess it turned out to be a Feat of Bravery after all.
IF YOU HAVE A FEAT OF BRAVERY YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, EMAIL DARBY AT DARBY@TLCHICKEN.COM
BRAVE SOUL OF APRIL 2003: JENNIFER WALLCOCKS
This month we talk to a young lady that weaves an unusual tale. Jennifer Wallcocks is a Junior at Eastern Community College in Connecticut. We went to Connecticut to see Jennifer, and get her tale firsthand.
Darby: Thank you, Jennifer, for contacting us. Can you tell us your problem?
Jennifer: My problem?
D: Yeah; the reason you contacted us.
J: Oh. Well, I guess my problem is that I don\'t know if I\'m into kinky sex or not?
This was well worth the trip to Connecticut. finally a story that might actually lead to something.
D: Go on.
J: Well, I never really thought of myself as a kinky person, but my current boyfriend is.
D: I see. And what kind of things is he into?
J: Let me ask you this: do you think it\'s a threesome if the person you’re with talks in third person?
D: I beg your pardon?
J: You know, like he refers to himself by name. Like, \"Mike thinks Mike\'s going to fuck that ass.\"
D: Let me get this straight. You emailed us because your boyfriend talks in third person?
J: Yeah.
D: You\'re telling me that I just sat on a plane for the last ten hours, just to find out that your kinky sex story is nothing more than your boyfriend saying his own name?
J: Well, it\'s pretty kinky.
D: Not so much!
J: You\'re telling me that when the guy you\'re with says, \"Mike wants you to cup Mike\'s balls. Oh yeah, bitch. That\'s the way Mike likes it.\" That doesn\'t sound the least bit fucked up to you?!
She had a point. Her just saying that made me want to hurl.
D: I think you\'re missing my point.
J: \"Mike thinks Jenn better finish Mike off, before Mike has to give Jenn a spanking!\"
D: Umm,.. Jenn?
J: Jenn can\'t stand it anymore! Do you hear Jenn? Jenn is going to lose Jenn\'s fucking mind! Jenn thinks Jenn\'s going to cut off Mike\'s dick, and shove it up Mike\'s ass, if Jenn has to hear it one more time!
D: Ah, Jenn, I don\'t know if you know it, but you\'re talking in third person right now.
J: Jenn is not talking in third person! Don\'t you think Jenn would know if Jenn was talking in third person? Jenn is not an idiot!
I backed my way out of the room, hopped on the first flight back to L.A., and thanked God I got out of there with my life. I guess it turned out to be a Feat of Bravery after all.
IF YOU HAVE A FEAT OF BRAVERY YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, EMAIL DARBY AT DARBY@TLCHICKEN.COM
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vol 5 - issue 08 (apr 2003)
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stories