VIEW FROM THE TOP

I may have breasts, but I’d hardly call myself a feminist,.. or even a woman, for that matter. However, even I can see View from the Top for what it is: a smack in the face to free women everywhere. Yes, believe it or not, this picture not only smells worse than last month’s garbage, but also manages to set the way women are perceived and treated back to the Stone Age. Basically, the producers of this picture would have you believe that women are only good enough to hold a weak position in life, catering to rich, older men, all the while desperately hoping that one will marry her and wisk her away to live happily-ever-after like a goddamned fairy-tale. This is the message of superiority and domination the producers of View from the Top are spewing. Shame on you, vile perpetrators of this farce against all woman-kind. Susan B. Anthony is turning over in her grave right now! Well, I’m not going to take it, and neither should you, sisters. Stand up for what is right! Don’t let Hollywood keep degrading you with these old stereotypes. Let the pig-headed men of this world know you will not stand idly by and take this prehistoric chauvinism. Speak up, and stop this insanity now before your daughters begin to actually think this is what is expected of them when they grow older. Sexism is wrong, and must be stopped! We owe it to all of our little sisters to make a difference. Shame on you, producers of View from the Top. And especially shame on you, Gwyneth Paltrow, for using that sweet, sweet ass to further degrade women everywhere!