WEB EXCLUSIVE: MINISTRY

When the lights go down in Promowest Pavilion on Sunday, April 27th, the crowd better have spent the day absolving their sins. Ministry kills more people in rehearsal than Great White could at a stadium show! Savage beats will mow down the old, while massive guitar riffs crush small children. When Al Jourgensen\'s voice cuts through your soul like a razorblade, it will be too late to pray for absolution. Ministry takes no prisoners! If you leave your girlfriend at home while you go to the show, Ministry will have impregnated her by the time you get back,.. if you get back; the pit at Ministry shows is notorious for leaving widows, as it swallows the souls of everyone within its reach. After pitting through pulverized carcasses, blood, and feces (baby mice-- awww!), you are changed forever. Jourgensen and longtime partner Paul Barker are back on tour supporting their new disc, Animositisomina, and they are pissed! Incorporating some of the more experimental elements usually left for side projects like Revolting Cocks, the new Ministry plays with its prey before finally slitting its throat. While you\'re trying to wrap your mind around the strange sounds flying through the air, the pounding guitars brutalize you into submission-- it\'s all over at this point-- and Ministry owns your soul. Tenderizing the meat is Lollipop Lust Kill, Motograter, and DC\'s Nothingface, whose new disc, Skeletons, drops just five days before the show. Say your prayers, and show up early.
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