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22 December 2023
I hate Katie Couric with the fiery burning passion of a thousand suns.
Before, I wasn’t alone in my Katie Couric hatred. There used to be more like me. But now we\'re a dying breed. Lots of people used to hate her, but then a few years ago her husband got ass cancer and died. Don\'t get me wrong; I feel for her. But she\'s still annoying, dead husband or not.
I give you Exhibit A: She\'s 46, yet she wears the miniskirts and knee-high boots of an 18-year-old. My mom is 46, and way hotter than you, Katie. And she, at least, covers her damn self.
Ms. Couric sounds like a 6-year-old child. Seriously, the voice? Good God. It could turn a cat inside out. I don\'t even know what that means.
Katie Couric is paid $65 million to give her moronic opinion to a national television audience that never asked for it. I have heard her utter the phrase, \"What up with that?\" on more than one occasion. To respected authors, actors, and politicians, this 46-year-old white woman asks, \"What up with that?\" My ears are bleeding.
You can tell that even her co-anchors think she\'s an idiot. Matt Lauer has had to recover her Botox-ridden ass from a stupid comment many a time. I wish Al Roker just would have eaten her back when he was fat.
She wears stupid hats when she does segments outside. They\'re stupid. And she complains about the cold! Listen, if NBC paid me $65 million to stand outside in the snow for a few minutes a day and blather, I\'d do it! I\'d do it nude while masturbating with a cheese grater! But that\'s a different article all together.
I. Hate. Katie Couric. Who\'s with me?
Before, I wasn’t alone in my Katie Couric hatred. There used to be more like me. But now we\'re a dying breed. Lots of people used to hate her, but then a few years ago her husband got ass cancer and died. Don\'t get me wrong; I feel for her. But she\'s still annoying, dead husband or not.
I give you Exhibit A: She\'s 46, yet she wears the miniskirts and knee-high boots of an 18-year-old. My mom is 46, and way hotter than you, Katie. And she, at least, covers her damn self.
Ms. Couric sounds like a 6-year-old child. Seriously, the voice? Good God. It could turn a cat inside out. I don\'t even know what that means.
Katie Couric is paid $65 million to give her moronic opinion to a national television audience that never asked for it. I have heard her utter the phrase, \"What up with that?\" on more than one occasion. To respected authors, actors, and politicians, this 46-year-old white woman asks, \"What up with that?\" My ears are bleeding.
You can tell that even her co-anchors think she\'s an idiot. Matt Lauer has had to recover her Botox-ridden ass from a stupid comment many a time. I wish Al Roker just would have eaten her back when he was fat.
She wears stupid hats when she does segments outside. They\'re stupid. And she complains about the cold! Listen, if NBC paid me $65 million to stand outside in the snow for a few minutes a day and blather, I\'d do it! I\'d do it nude while masturbating with a cheese grater! But that\'s a different article all together.
I. Hate. Katie Couric. Who\'s with me?
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vol 5 - issue 09 (may 2003)
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stories