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22 December 2023
Here\'s some freak for ya-- how about An American Werewolf in London meets Harold and Maude meets Heathers? Ginger Snaps is a brilliant low-budget horror movie that dwells on character. And that is what makes this horror movie much more effective than a thousand pieces of crap like Darkness Falls. If you saw the cover of Ginger Snaps in the video store, you\'d never pick it up--
Alright, look: I, Vinnie Baggadonuts, have never been one to tread on another man’s water. But Night Watchman has left me no choice. Ginger Snaps is Ginger Craps compared to the freakiest Freak Film your 12-sided-die-rolling eyes have never seen: Can’t Stop the Music. It’s The Village People’s biopic, as told through the Hollywood eyes of director Nancy Walker, and writers Alan Carr and Bronte Woodard. You know, the writing team that adapted Grease for the big screen? Yeah. Jesus is cruel. Anyhow, Steve “Mahoney” Gutenberg plays the dude who wrote most of that sausage party dance squad’s music. He’s a New York kid looking for a big break, and he finds it in the talents of some costumed locals, including his war-painted Native American housekeeper (who has the mutant ability to summon disco sirens from deep within his throat). Once the rest of the musical supergroup is assembled (see: The World’s First Boy Band, who would collectively love to be every other boy band’s bicycle seat), Bruce Jenner shows up. He’s pretty uptight and conservative at first. But a few days with these walking colonoscopies, and even Ted Nugent would be picking flowers with Princess Di. The band’s popularity gets bigger, and tight-pantsed boys and girls all over the late ‘70s / early ‘80s are pleased. There’s also some token pussy in the flick, to draw in the overly macho crowd. Of course, I’m convinced she was tucking a pecker away in those panties, but what do I know? Rent this movie, because you will never see a more gut-bustingly hilarious display of comedic American cinema in your lifetime. They broke the mold with this one, and somewhere, Richard Simmons is crying. Now, let’s close this with a sentence from Watchman’s piece, so he thinks it’s really his article:
--so chop off your tails, shave your back, and you\'ll be ready for Ginger Snaps.
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Alright, look: I, Vinnie Baggadonuts, have never been one to tread on another man’s water. But Night Watchman has left me no choice. Ginger Snaps is Ginger Craps compared to the freakiest Freak Film your 12-sided-die-rolling eyes have never seen: Can’t Stop the Music. It’s The Village People’s biopic, as told through the Hollywood eyes of director Nancy Walker, and writers Alan Carr and Bronte Woodard. You know, the writing team that adapted Grease for the big screen? Yeah. Jesus is cruel. Anyhow, Steve “Mahoney” Gutenberg plays the dude who wrote most of that sausage party dance squad’s music. He’s a New York kid looking for a big break, and he finds it in the talents of some costumed locals, including his war-painted Native American housekeeper (who has the mutant ability to summon disco sirens from deep within his throat). Once the rest of the musical supergroup is assembled (see: The World’s First Boy Band, who would collectively love to be every other boy band’s bicycle seat), Bruce Jenner shows up. He’s pretty uptight and conservative at first. But a few days with these walking colonoscopies, and even Ted Nugent would be picking flowers with Princess Di. The band’s popularity gets bigger, and tight-pantsed boys and girls all over the late ‘70s / early ‘80s are pleased. There’s also some token pussy in the flick, to draw in the overly macho crowd. Of course, I’m convinced she was tucking a pecker away in those panties, but what do I know? Rent this movie, because you will never see a more gut-bustingly hilarious display of comedic American cinema in your lifetime. They broke the mold with this one, and somewhere, Richard Simmons is crying. Now, let’s close this with a sentence from Watchman’s piece, so he thinks it’s really his article:
--so chop off your tails, shave your back, and you\'ll be ready for Ginger Snaps.
PURCHASE THIS OR SIMILAR ITEMS
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1337
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issue
vol 5 - issue 09 (may 2003)
section
entertainmental