WEB EXCLUSIVE: WAYNE CHINSANG RESPONSIBLE FOR SARS

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - According to a recent release from the World Health Organization and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, the origin of the SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) epidemic has not only been tracked to farm animals, but also to our very own editor, Insane Wayne Chinsang. It is now believed that Wayne was the first human to carry and spread the disease.
According to Wayne, while visiting his brother Sooon Enuf Chinsang in Hong Kong earlier this year, he visited a brothel called Guangdong. He then had a sexual encounter with a goat.
\"Bestiality was never something I thought I\'d be into. But Chin at the brothel set things up so nicely, I just couldn\'t turn it down.\"
Chinsang says he began to notice unusual flu-like symptoms three to five hours after the encounter with the goat, who scientists have named \"Wang\".
\"I just thought it was the effects from the Viagra,\" said Chinsang.
Both Chinsang and the goat have been quarantined and are currently being questioned.