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22 December 2023
ST. LOUIS, MO - Last Friday evening, a one car accident on I-70 claimed the life of inventor Albert Moody. He was 104.
Since the early-Fifties, Moody had been working on a way to improve the way Americans sleep. Moody was known for being a boisterous bastard, obsessed with the design of the mattress. Until Friday, it was also believed that he was very old. He believed that all improvements regarding sleek-styling, comfort, and economy had already been made. So Moody sought to make beds faster.
Sadly, he failed miserably. Beds, generally speaking, do not move.
Since the early-Fifties, Moody had been working on a way to improve the way Americans sleep. Moody was known for being a boisterous bastard, obsessed with the design of the mattress. Until Friday, it was also believed that he was very old. He believed that all improvements regarding sleek-styling, comfort, and economy had already been made. So Moody sought to make beds faster.
Sadly, he failed miserably. Beds, generally speaking, do not move.
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vol 5 - issue 11 (jul 2003)
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stories