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22 December 2023
MAKE UP YOUR OWN TOWN. IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS REAL. - Allison Langfry, 67, has suffered for the past 62 years with debilitating migraines and temporary loss of hearing. Believed to be crazy by just about everyone, Langfry was known for always maniacally asking people if they had "heard that noise."
Doctors and scientists (Yes, I do believe there were some scientists.) finally realized that Langfry was not, in fact, crazy. They found that she was so in tune with the Earth that she could hear all those trees falling in all those forests that no one was in.
Alright, so this isn’t very funny, or well-written, or thoroughly researched. I’ll admit that much. You know, you people are vultures; always taking and taking. One time, in first grade, I told my buddy that sometimes I didn’t feel like being funny. We were like five or six. He didn’t understand. He was too busy thinking about Megatron to have occasional bouts of melancholy.
I think now is the part where I mention that Langfry is a lonely librarian, and helps with the PTA or something.
Doctors and scientists (Yes, I do believe there were some scientists.) finally realized that Langfry was not, in fact, crazy. They found that she was so in tune with the Earth that she could hear all those trees falling in all those forests that no one was in.
Alright, so this isn’t very funny, or well-written, or thoroughly researched. I’ll admit that much. You know, you people are vultures; always taking and taking. One time, in first grade, I told my buddy that sometimes I didn’t feel like being funny. We were like five or six. He didn’t understand. He was too busy thinking about Megatron to have occasional bouts of melancholy.
I think now is the part where I mention that Langfry is a lonely librarian, and helps with the PTA or something.
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issue
vol 5 - issue 11 (jul 2003)
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stories