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22 December 2023
Hello, Shia fans! Tina Peters here, President of the Shia LaBeouf Fan Club, Waukesha Chapter. Ol’ Waynee-Poo asked me to start writing articles about Shia LaBeouf, because so many of you Shia fans kept writing in, asking for it, DEMANDING it! And why? Because Shia is AWESOME!
Name one person who is more awesome? Ricky Kellman? Please. Ricky just thinks he’s awesome because he caught the game-winning touchdown at the State Championships this year. Big deal! If someone tossed me a giant pigskin purse the size of MY head, I think I could catch it, too. It’s not like he wrote a novel or anything. And he sure as hell didn’t make me laugh in the Even Stevens Movie!
But you know who did? Shia LaBeouf! That’s why he’s the awesomest! And cute, and smart, and he has nice hair, and a cute butt. Heyyy, girlfriend!
Shia’s awesomeness aside, part of my contract here with tastes like chicken is that I warn all of you effing crazy people emailing Wayne, asking if he can give you Shia’s email address or phone number. NO! No, no, no, no, no! We don’t even have it, and we INTERVIEWED him. Disney called us! And no, Disney can’t give you his number either. Stupid ho-bags. Disney is too busy to be giving out some skanky Shia stalkers like you a phone number.
But, if you have any questions about the awesomest person in all the world and universe-- Shia LaBeouf-- email me and ask away. I think I’m close enough to his awesome level that I could answer for him.
TTYL,
- Tina
tina_is_the_best@tlchicken.com
Name one person who is more awesome? Ricky Kellman? Please. Ricky just thinks he’s awesome because he caught the game-winning touchdown at the State Championships this year. Big deal! If someone tossed me a giant pigskin purse the size of MY head, I think I could catch it, too. It’s not like he wrote a novel or anything. And he sure as hell didn’t make me laugh in the Even Stevens Movie!
But you know who did? Shia LaBeouf! That’s why he’s the awesomest! And cute, and smart, and he has nice hair, and a cute butt. Heyyy, girlfriend!
Shia’s awesomeness aside, part of my contract here with tastes like chicken is that I warn all of you effing crazy people emailing Wayne, asking if he can give you Shia’s email address or phone number. NO! No, no, no, no, no! We don’t even have it, and we INTERVIEWED him. Disney called us! And no, Disney can’t give you his number either. Stupid ho-bags. Disney is too busy to be giving out some skanky Shia stalkers like you a phone number.
But, if you have any questions about the awesomest person in all the world and universe-- Shia LaBeouf-- email me and ask away. I think I’m close enough to his awesome level that I could answer for him.
TTYL,
- Tina
tina_is_the_best@tlchicken.com
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vol 5 - issue 12 (aug 2003)
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stories