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22 December 2023
HOLLYWOOD, CA - This just in! tastes like chicken staff member Darby O'Gill has been found! The search is over.
Over three months ago, the beloved (matter of opinion) staff member of the world-famous newspaper tastes like chicken was believed to be dead. The two people who noticed that he was missing were distraught, to say the least. Last week, O'Gill was found in Hollywood, California, alive and well.
But this only answers one of many questions. What happened? Where did he go? Why hasn't anyone heard from him in over three months? Who fed his dog? Some of these questions will never be answered.
What we were able to find out is that it seems the California lifestyle took its toll on our beloved beer guzzler. O'Gill was discovered on August 25th in a pool of his own filth. The scene was horrific. It appeared that his only ailment was laziness. The sin of sloth his only excuse. It was a sad moment in the world of journalism, but he rose above it.
It started with the movement of his right index finger. He then slowly proceeded to move the rest of his lifeless body. In just three weeks he was once again standing. His typing skills still don't seem to be up to par, but, then again, they were never very good to begin with. So, for better or worse, Darby O'Gill is back. Reader beware!
Over three months ago, the beloved (matter of opinion) staff member of the world-famous newspaper tastes like chicken was believed to be dead. The two people who noticed that he was missing were distraught, to say the least. Last week, O'Gill was found in Hollywood, California, alive and well.
But this only answers one of many questions. What happened? Where did he go? Why hasn't anyone heard from him in over three months? Who fed his dog? Some of these questions will never be answered.
What we were able to find out is that it seems the California lifestyle took its toll on our beloved beer guzzler. O'Gill was discovered on August 25th in a pool of his own filth. The scene was horrific. It appeared that his only ailment was laziness. The sin of sloth his only excuse. It was a sad moment in the world of journalism, but he rose above it.
It started with the movement of his right index finger. He then slowly proceeded to move the rest of his lifeless body. In just three weeks he was once again standing. His typing skills still don't seem to be up to par, but, then again, they were never very good to begin with. So, for better or worse, Darby O'Gill is back. Reader beware!
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1625
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issue
vol 6 - issue 01 (sep 2003)
section
stories