JKETTLE - MOMENTARY DELIGHTS

I'm listening to a band named JKettle. I've never listened to them before, but, so far, I have no major complaints-- although my mind is kind of wandering.
The music is pretty. It has some happy and soothing sounds,.. mmm,.. Pop Tarts. I mean, the beats are pretty catchy then-- hmmm,.. I'd like to go to the zoo. I could get into JKettle because,.. maybe I'll go to the bathroom. I don't have to go that bad, but if I don't go now, I won't be able to concentrate on this music.
I hope this album's over by 7:00PM. I'm supposed to go over to Franchesca's house to watch a movie with her and Greta. Maybe I won't go, they've both been getting on my nerves lately. They're both all up in the karaoke scene, and it gets obnoxious. What's with their names anyway? Franchesca and Greta-- sounds like a couple of Alpine prostitutes. Well, maybe not both of them. Franchesca's not that cute. She'd be better suited as a madam. We tell her she's "thick", but that's just being nice. She's getting pretty tubs, if you know what I'm saying. She should lay off the Pringles. Wow, Pringles! They sound really good-- the sour cream and onion ones-- but I should get the Olestra kind so I don't go all cottage cheese thighs.
Um, yeah,.. this music is alright. Its French and ethereal sounds remind me a little of Stereolab and Portishead, only not quite as interesting. Momentary Delights is intriguing at first, but its appeal slowly turns into monotony. It allows my mind to meander a little.
I should shave my legs.
LET YOUR MIND WANDER HERE.