NINJAS IN DA BASEMENT

What's that sound?
...
Exactly.
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Nothing, not even
A stirring
In the entire
Gee damn house.
Fuck, dude.
Ninjas? Why would they want us?
What'd be their
Motivation?
Wait!!! Did you hear that?
Like a slice through the
Air?
Hey,.. I'm talkin' to
You!
Now did you or did you not
Hear that?
Dude?
...
Dude?
Oh sh--!