MO' BUTTER BORKERS

Hey, everybody! It's time for more Butter Borkers! Yay! Today I have a special recipe with a very special ingredient. I went through a lot to get it, but it was worth it. You see, I was working in my Butter Borker Laboratory while watching Fight Club. I was trying to come up with a new flavor. Nothing was working until I was inspired-- inspired by the film I was watching. Yes, you guessed it: liposuction!
In the movie, Tyler Durden robs a liposuction clinic. The richest, creamiest, fat of the land was right under my nose, and I just had to figure out how to get it. So I turned to Eddie Bourbon: Ninja To The Stars. He paid me a visit and taught me all the necessary abilities that any ninja should have. (You know what? He really does look like Robert Loggia.)
Training was tough, but it paid off. I became a Borker Ninja. I paid back the favor by giving Eddie Bourbon: Ninja To The Stars some Butter Borkers. He didn't come out of the bathroom for ten hours. Then he asked for another one.
So, that night, I raided the clinic dressed in my new Butter Borker ninja attire. I slipped past the guards by leaving a pile of burgers on the doorstep. The sweet smell of butter distracted the guards while I claimed my prize: delicious human fat! Of course, I taste tested the goods before I took them. It was like manna from Heaven! I loaded up all I could carry, and the guards did not notice me leave because they were still enjoying their food (or puking their brains out).
With this new ingredient, I added new flavor to the butter sauce and the Butter Borker soft drink. Right now, I am taking orders for this new ingredient. Order today, so that you, too, can make the new Lipo-Butter Borkers!