ELEVEN KILLED IN LATIN EXPLOSION

LOS ANGELES, CA - Christina Aguilera, Enrique Iglesias, Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Ricky Martin, Paulina Rubio, and five innocent passersby were killed at a trendy outdoor cafe yesterday, in what can only be described as a “Latin Explosion”. More than 20 others were injured.
A memorial service for the five innocent victims will be held Sunday at the Church of the Iglesia Episcopal de la Magdalena.