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22 December 2023
DADE CITY, FL - County Sheriff Carlos Alvarze made a grisly discovery Thursday when he came across the mutilated remains of a human body along Highway 301.
Certain that the bloodied corpse was not that of a local resident, he checked with the police departments of neighboring cities. He soon discovered that the body was that of Edwin Gutierrez of Tampa.
“I knew he wasn’t a Dade Citian, since we haven’t had any reports of missing persons,” said Alvarze of the finding. “And he wasn’t an Orlandonian or a Brooksvillian. Turns out he was a Tampon.”
The investigation to solve this mystery is currently underway.
Certain that the bloodied corpse was not that of a local resident, he checked with the police departments of neighboring cities. He soon discovered that the body was that of Edwin Gutierrez of Tampa.
“I knew he wasn’t a Dade Citian, since we haven’t had any reports of missing persons,” said Alvarze of the finding. “And he wasn’t an Orlandonian or a Brooksvillian. Turns out he was a Tampon.”
The investigation to solve this mystery is currently underway.
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