TIMO MAAS - MUSIC FOR THE MAASES 2

I got it: the brand-new Bad Religion album! I didn't think it would be out for another year. (For those of you who don't know, I am a HUGE Bad Religion fan.) However, this album is drastically different than past releases. Let me explain.
As soon as I was given the album at our tastes like chicken meeting, I ran to my stereo and put it right in without bothering to look at the CD case.
So there I was, ready to bang my head and act like a drugged-up mongoloid, when, all of a sudden, I found myself shaking my ass and gyrating in a sexual fashion!?! Then, Greg Graffin started singing; he sounded like,.. a girl?!? I thought that maybe it was some sort of experimental song, so I skipped through.
Surprisingly, every one of these Bad Religion songs made my ass gyrate! This is a sad day. I may not like Bad Religion anymore. Why, why, why have you done this, Bad Religion?!? Why must you end like this?
Goddamn it! Maybe the cover art is cool. Let's see,.. HUH?!? Timo Maas? Music for the Maases 2?!? WHAT THE SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TWAT ASS TURD LICKER AND A JELL-O PUDDING POP IS THIS?!? This isn't Bad Religion! They tricked me, those tastes like chicken bastards!
Oh, well. Now that I know, I can get back to my diva ass-shaking.
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