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22 December 2023
Every Other Week is a lil’ pop/rock band straight out of Cleveland, Ohio, where the heart of rock 'n' roll is apparently still beating. Somehow, this scrappy music act put out a snazzy, professional looking and sounding debut album called Panning Out. That’s gotta be expensive. I hear their live shows are great, though, so maybe they make some greenback from them. I dunno.
They’re in college! Ya’ ain’t supposed to have money in college! You probably are four years after you graduated, though, so where’s my piece of the pie? Feh. I digress.
On the album are ten well-crafted, jaunty, catchy rock songs. The third tune on the disc is called “Into The Woods”. I was afraid it would be based on that goofy Sondheim Broadway play about all the fairy tale characters getting together and being wacky. You know this play? Zaniness is the order of the day: the princes are, I think, retarded, and the wolf has a huge penis, among other things. I don’t really remember, because it was VERY long-- the play, as well as the wolf’s penis-- and bored me. I saw it because this girl I wanted to get with liked it, and wanted me to watch a copy she had on video starring Bernadette Peters (who I found hot in the movie version of Annie, and the Clint Eastwood movie she did way back when. Pink Cadillac, I think it’s called. Why do I know that? What am I? In the Bernadette Peters fan club? Is there one?) So, yeah, I feigned interest in the play. Come to find out that tastes like chicken’s own Latta de Saint starred as the big-cocked wolf in a high school production of Into The Woods! But, here’s the rub: they weren’t allowed to have a big wolf penis on the costume. So what did the inventive Latta do? He wore his costume backwards! With the tail in front! Word life, Latta. Word life.
Sorry about that. This is a review of Every Other Week’s Panning Out! I’m listening to “Into the Woods”-- the Every Other Week song-- right now. Don’t think it’s about that musical. It does mention witches, though, which gives me pause. But,.. nah. This is a goodtime album. They have a slick website where you can read about them and order a copy of the CD, too!
CHECK IT OUT HERE.
They’re in college! Ya’ ain’t supposed to have money in college! You probably are four years after you graduated, though, so where’s my piece of the pie? Feh. I digress.
On the album are ten well-crafted, jaunty, catchy rock songs. The third tune on the disc is called “Into The Woods”. I was afraid it would be based on that goofy Sondheim Broadway play about all the fairy tale characters getting together and being wacky. You know this play? Zaniness is the order of the day: the princes are, I think, retarded, and the wolf has a huge penis, among other things. I don’t really remember, because it was VERY long-- the play, as well as the wolf’s penis-- and bored me. I saw it because this girl I wanted to get with liked it, and wanted me to watch a copy she had on video starring Bernadette Peters (who I found hot in the movie version of Annie, and the Clint Eastwood movie she did way back when. Pink Cadillac, I think it’s called. Why do I know that? What am I? In the Bernadette Peters fan club? Is there one?) So, yeah, I feigned interest in the play. Come to find out that tastes like chicken’s own Latta de Saint starred as the big-cocked wolf in a high school production of Into The Woods! But, here’s the rub: they weren’t allowed to have a big wolf penis on the costume. So what did the inventive Latta do? He wore his costume backwards! With the tail in front! Word life, Latta. Word life.
Sorry about that. This is a review of Every Other Week’s Panning Out! I’m listening to “Into the Woods”-- the Every Other Week song-- right now. Don’t think it’s about that musical. It does mention witches, though, which gives me pause. But,.. nah. This is a goodtime album. They have a slick website where you can read about them and order a copy of the CD, too!
CHECK IT OUT HERE.
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issue
vol 6 - issue 02 (oct 2003)
section
entertainmental