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22 December 2023
Two months ago, Sal Swayzo created this freaky image for a story that was pulled. (Yeah, we actually don't print everything.) Instead of tossing the pic, though, we decided to have 12 staff members write 12 different stories about the image for a 12 Days of Christmas type of thing. Dig,...
DEBBIE-STYLE
Snowpuss, the menstrual reindeer,
Had some very bloody horns.
And every second Wednesday,
He would hang his head and mourn.
Then he would get real moody,
Shout, kick, mope, and cry.
His cunty nature left him friendless,
And Snowpuss just wanted to die.
Then one night at the orgy bar,
Santa came to say:
"Snowpuss, with your fishy blood,
Won't you join my fetish club!"
Santa repeatedly loved him,
As did all the leather-clad lads.
Nothing beats licking and sticking
A male reindeer who's on the pads.
DEBBIE-STYLE
Snowpuss, the menstrual reindeer,
Had some very bloody horns.
And every second Wednesday,
He would hang his head and mourn.
Then he would get real moody,
Shout, kick, mope, and cry.
His cunty nature left him friendless,
And Snowpuss just wanted to die.
Then one night at the orgy bar,
Santa came to say:
"Snowpuss, with your fishy blood,
Won't you join my fetish club!"
Santa repeatedly loved him,
As did all the leather-clad lads.
Nothing beats licking and sticking
A male reindeer who's on the pads.
artid
1887
Old Image
6_4_reindeer.jpg
issue
vol 6 - issue 04 (dec 2003)
section
stories