D.J. KIRKBRIDE WRITES STORY WAYNE DOESN’T GET

MILWAUKEE, WI - In a bold move, that tastes like chicken staff writer/instigator with the hilarious pseudonym of “D.J. Kirkbride” wrote an article for the new issue in which he refers to the television show 24, which tastes like chicken czar Insane Wayne Chinsang has never seen.
When informed that Wayne "...didn’t get it" or "...laugh once", Kirkbride responded, "No shit! He doesn’t watch the show! But people who do watch 24 will be amused by this."
Wayne-- not one to trust his writers-- repeated, "I don’t get it."
Reportedly, a frustrated D.J. decided to write a fake news article about the incident.
When reached for further comment, Chinsang-- between puffs on his pipe and long swigs of Guinness-- stated, "I don’t get it, so it ain’t funny!"
A busy man, he turned back to his staff and said, "Now someone write me a damn Starting Over story! And where’s your Starting Over comic, Baggadonuts? I want a whole Starting Over themed issue to follow our WWE SmackDown! issue!"