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22 December 2023
Two months ago, Sal Swayzo created this freaky image for a story that was pulled. (Yeah, we actually don't print everything.) Instead of tossing the pic, though, we decided to have 12 staff members write 12 different stories about the image for a 12 Days of Christmas type of thing. Dig,...
JEREMY-STYLE
OTTAWA, CANADA - On December 12th, the Canadian Treasury Board will release a new half-dollar featuring this intricate image of a deer celebrating the mauling of a tribe of Cub Scouts.
Jean Pierre-Moray, director of the CTB, had this to say: "We are tired of Canadian money being worth less than American filth. Therefore, we are commissioning various disturbing images of Canadian wildlife performing atrocities to show the world who will be its master."
Later next year, the nickel-- which showcases a bear eating a baby-- will be released, followed by the dime, which depicts a moose robbing a liquor store. Finally, the quarter will be released at year's end, and will feature a wolf paying for sex from a 72-year-old hermaphroditic prostitute.
JEREMY-STYLE
OTTAWA, CANADA - On December 12th, the Canadian Treasury Board will release a new half-dollar featuring this intricate image of a deer celebrating the mauling of a tribe of Cub Scouts.
Jean Pierre-Moray, director of the CTB, had this to say: "We are tired of Canadian money being worth less than American filth. Therefore, we are commissioning various disturbing images of Canadian wildlife performing atrocities to show the world who will be its master."
Later next year, the nickel-- which showcases a bear eating a baby-- will be released, followed by the dime, which depicts a moose robbing a liquor store. Finally, the quarter will be released at year's end, and will feature a wolf paying for sex from a 72-year-old hermaphroditic prostitute.
artid
1868
Old Image
6_4_reindeer.jpg
issue
vol 6 - issue 04 (dec 2003)
section
stories