12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - DAY 05

Two months ago, Sal Swayzo created this freaky image for a story that was pulled. (Yeah, we actually don't print everything.) Instead of tossing the pic, though, we decided to have 12 staff members write 12 different stories about the image for a 12 Days of Christmas type of thing. Dig,...
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Rubbing a newborn infant's fresh blood on a red-eyed reindeer's antlers on the seventh day of the seventh sunset during the seventh hour after midday will give you luck and a prosperous life.