DUDE, MY PEANUT BUTTER,..

Dude. Seriously. What the hell? When we were at the store you said you didn’t even want any peanut butter. That was, what, less than a week ago? Now it’s all gone. It’s not a big deal, it’s just,... I have jelly and bread. Fuck, dude. I was really looking forward to that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I never even saw you eat any peanut butter! When’d you do it? No, for real. This troubles me. Did you just spoon it straight out of the jar one night when I was, I dunno, out living life while you were zoned out in front of the TV or some shit? It wasn’t one of them big, economy-sized jars, I know, but,.. fuck, dude. I didn’t even have any,.. damn.
You fat fuck.