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22 December 2023
MILWAUKEE, WI - The tastes like chicken staff "writer" with the hilarious moniker of "D.J. Kirkbride" forgot what he called a "kick-ass" story idea.
"I knew I should've written it down as soon as I thought of it," whined the awkward pseudo-writer, who suffers from what doctors have described as a "piss poor" memory.
tastes like chicken Commander-In-Chief, Insane Wayne Chinsang, issued this statement: "Silly Jew-boy writes almost as many stories per month as I have inches on my glorious cock. Believe me, nobody will miss one."
Kirkbride hasn't given up hope, however. Says the pseudo-Hebrew, "It'll come back to me eventually. Odds are it's about boobies or ninjas."
"I knew I should've written it down as soon as I thought of it," whined the awkward pseudo-writer, who suffers from what doctors have described as a "piss poor" memory.
tastes like chicken Commander-In-Chief, Insane Wayne Chinsang, issued this statement: "Silly Jew-boy writes almost as many stories per month as I have inches on my glorious cock. Believe me, nobody will miss one."
Kirkbride hasn't given up hope, however. Says the pseudo-Hebrew, "It'll come back to me eventually. Odds are it's about boobies or ninjas."
artid
1990
Old Image
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issue
vol 6 - issue 06 (feb 2004)
section
stories