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22 December 2023
ATLANTA, GA - In the latest polls, cancer has pulled ahead of AIDS and Alzheimer\'s to become the world\'s most hated disease.
A spokesperson for cancer, Mr. Winston Marlboro, responded, \"Yeah. It’s a helluva disease. People... well, people hate it.\"
Noted poll analyst, Jake Darrow, stated, \"There were some write-in comments, as well. One in particular that stood out was: \'I wish cancer would get AIDS.\'\" Shaking his head, Darrow keenly observed, \"That can’t be good.\"
Cancer did not return our calls for a response at press time.
A spokesperson for cancer, Mr. Winston Marlboro, responded, \"Yeah. It’s a helluva disease. People... well, people hate it.\"
Noted poll analyst, Jake Darrow, stated, \"There were some write-in comments, as well. One in particular that stood out was: \'I wish cancer would get AIDS.\'\" Shaking his head, Darrow keenly observed, \"That can’t be good.\"
Cancer did not return our calls for a response at press time.
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vol 6 - issue 10 (jun 2004)
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cover story