NINJAS TOLERATE LACTOSE

Ninjas tolerate lactose.
Physical superiority
Is a priority;
Ninjas know milk does the body good,
And drink it like they should.
Ninjas do not tolerate
Being captured by an enemy,
Thinkin\' hari-kari.
When escape doesn’t seem possible,
Take a cyanide pill.
But ninjas love to eat cheese.
To not tolerate lactose would make
It very hard to take.
So a ninja knows dairy is great,
Easy to tolerate.
But fuck being held captive by an enemy.
Seriously.