admin
22 December 2023
DETROIT, MI - Fourteen-year-old \"virgin\", Shenifer Fontigua, reported to her parents that she thinks her pregnancy is Ninja-related.
\"I don’t even know no havin\' sex. I’m still a little girl!\" said the 4\'6\", 204-pound fifth grader. \"Nah, I didn’t see or hear nuffin\', but them damn Ninjas is sneaky. Prolly done it while I was sleepin\'.\"
Shenifer\'s mother stated, \"I’m fustrated. The police just snickered when we called \'em. Meanwhile, this Ninja prevert is out roamin\' the streets. I know she didn’t go making this up-- she’s my little baby.\"
Police have composed a possible composite sketch, and are sort of on the lookout.
\"I don’t even know no havin\' sex. I’m still a little girl!\" said the 4\'6\", 204-pound fifth grader. \"Nah, I didn’t see or hear nuffin\', but them damn Ninjas is sneaky. Prolly done it while I was sleepin\'.\"
Shenifer\'s mother stated, \"I’m fustrated. The police just snickered when we called \'em. Meanwhile, this Ninja prevert is out roamin\' the streets. I know she didn’t go making this up-- she’s my little baby.\"
Police have composed a possible composite sketch, and are sort of on the lookout.
artid
2320
Old Image
6_9_ninjaculate.jpg
issue
vol 6 - issue 09 (may 2004)
section
stories