CHRISTOPHER LAWRENCE - ALL OR NOTHING

As soon as I slid Christopher Lawrence\'s new CD, All Or Nothing, sexily into my CD player, my shoulders started bobbing up and down, percolating to the beat. The pulsating rhythms, mixed with eerie soundscapes, put me into a trance that made me want to take off my walkin\' sneakers and throw on my dancin\' shoes!
When the fifth song, \"Mind Eraser\", started thumpin\' and pumpin\', I called up fellow tastes like chicken staffer Latta de Saint. His Chihuahua, Pepe, answered: \"Dis is da Pepes!\"
\"You and Latta wanna go clubbing?\" I asked, groovin\' to the sweet, sweet tunes.
Pepe paused, listening to the hot trance dance mixes blaring from my stereo in the background. \"What da hell is dat?\"
\"Only the new Christopher Lawrence album!\"
Pepe said, \"Dat fuckin\' rocks wit\' a hip beat!\" and in no time he, his daddy Latta, and the rest of the TLC crew were over at my digs, all dressed in black vinyl, fishnet stockings, and little backpacks. I passed out the glow sticks, Pepe scored some \"E\", Latta built a foam machine, and we had the best TLC house rave since Debbie\'s rave back in 1994!