LOST NINJA POETRY

You thought Ninja Poetry ended last issue? Indeed. Indeed, it did. But while cleaning out his mysterious vaults, young, intrepid, mildly-heterosexual D.J. Kirkbride discovered three \"lost\" ninja poems that he\'d \"losted\". These are them.
NINJAS ALL UP IN IT
Ninjas get all up in it.
You even cross \'em
You\'re gonna be in some
Shit.
Ninjas take a target down.
To get in the way
You\'d have to be a foo\'
Clown.
Ninjas gonna fuck you up.
Mess wit\' \'em, dumbass,
And you be shit outta
Luck.
Ninjas?
Fuck, dude,
They all up in it.
WHAT UP WITH NINJAS?
What up with ninjas?
For true.
What crawled up their butts
And died?
They momma told \'em
They cute...
But she lied.
Is that why they wear
Masks?
To cover up they
Ugly,
Fugly
Faces?
Is that why they dig
Killing with
Ninjutsu?
Since they’re so ugly,
They gotta
Be angry,
Too?
What up with ninjas?
NINJAS DON\'T GET PISSED
Ninjas don\'t get pissed
Even when they throw a star
At at human target...
And they muh-fucking miss!
Ninjas don\'t get down
Even when betrayal is
The true name o\' the game...
They fucking get even!
Ninjas don\'t get fool,
Though their footies sure ain\'t cool,
They make a lot of sense...
And they kick all kinds o\'
...Ass.