HOORAY FOR PYGMIES!

Not that I even know what pygmies are, or care to look them up in the dictionary. I think a pygmy is, like, a little person in Australia or Borneo or something. Or maybe Nevada. Yeah, I remember hearing that 87% of the world’s “short people” originated in Nevada. I mean, it’s no surprise with Las Vegas right there. God, do I love Mickey Mouse. Can you justify my love? Didn’t think so. But, hey-- at least we’ve still got pygmies. They fucking rock. Um,..I guess.