AN INTERVIEW WITH INSANE WAYNE

Wayne: I need your Pen & Think piece now.
Bethany: Can I give it to you tomorrow?
W: No.
B: I'm busy trying to move to LA! When exactly do you need it by?
W: Now!
B: Do you think you could lay off of me for a day or so, you fucking beast?
W: No. Either get it to me tonight, or don't do one this month.
B: Christ!
W: Yes?
B: Dude, you suck.
W: Whatever.
B: Hey, do you think dogs have lips?
W: (click)