ALL SERIOUS ACTRESSES POSE LIKE THIS

Serving Sara really breaks ground and explores new ways to completely suck the life force out of every poor soul who is duped into watching this pitiful pile of bovine excrement. Wow, it sucks! It sucks long and hard. Hey, everybody! Want to go to a comedy that won't make you laugh at all? Not in the slightest. I mean, seriously. You will sit in the theater and start counting the follicles of hair on the guy in front of you. You will sit and review the impact of aloe-coated tissues to the cold relief industry. Wow, this movie suu--uucked! Matt Perry is a waste of life and should have died in rehab instead of making this picture. Elizabeth Hurley? Shit. Talk about a career like a freight train crashing into a caravan of retarded kindergarten buses. Jesus! Bruce Campbell, what the hell are you doing in this fecal compost heap?!? If you want to see Bruce in a more riveting role, rent Congo! Serving Sara makes his two-minute cameo in that festering epic look like a week-long wet t-shirt contest at the Playboy Mansion. This movie made me retch out a steak that had been festering in my bowels since 1983. Serving Sara sucked so much that I couldn't possibly continue on with this review. Enjoy!