I JUST DON'T GET IT...

You know, I just don’t get this whole trick-or-treat thing. I haven’t for years. Every Halloween these cute little kids come up on my porch dressed as ghouls and goblins, ring my doorbell, and scream, “Trick-or-treat!” To which I, of course, say, “Ooo. I choose trick. Where’s the saucy little whore at?”
They always look at me confused. Little punks.