CALVIN, DON'T JUMP! - A WAY WITH BIRDS

Okay, so you're probably wondering how A Way With Birds, the new album from Calvin, Don't Jump! is, right? Of course you are! You're in the fabled Entertainmental section of the paper, looking at a bunch of words with the promise of this album's review. It's only natural that you'd think you were about to read said review. But, see, the thing is, while I'm sure these people are fairly talented and most likely earnest musicians, I honestly can't remember anything about the album. For true.
I mean, I know I listened to it, but,.. nuthin'. I retained nothing. "Listen to it again, fatso," you say? I'm listening to it again right now, dick!
And that "fatso" comment wasn't called for.
That's right. I'm listening to this album by,.. uh,.. Calvin & Hobbes or whatever at this very moment, and all I hear is my own heavy, strained-from-mass-amounts-of-cheese-and-butter breathing. This album isn't bad to me. It's just, in the end, all too forgettable.
Interested to see what all the lack of fuss is about? I figure there's some info on 'em at their label's website.